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Best Free Group Workout Scott Colby's Playground Fitness Group.Best Festival Scarborough Renaissance Festival.Best Double Feature Galaxy Drive-In Theatre.Best Dose of Clapping Uptown Players' Audience.Best Dallas Dance Company Dallas Black Dance Theatre.Best Coming Out The Barack Obama Rally at Reunion Arena.Best Civic Architecture City Shade Pavilions.Best Cinema Verité Filmmaker Avi Adelman.Best Christmas by the Yard Liz Simmons' House.Best CD Release Party Dove Hunter's The Southern Unknown at The Double Wide.
Best Authentic Dive The Windmill Lounge.Best Art Gallery Barry Whistler Gallery.Best Art Exhibit Phil Collins: the world won't listen.Best Advertisement for the City of Dallas AFI Dallas International Film Festival.Best $4 a Gallon Parties Lakewood Texaco.So, see ya, fellas-while you're busy buying those roses, we'll be buying a lap dance. And it's not really like Bangkok-it's all in good fun, in a safe and respectful environment. And there's the T'n'T event, which.well, you'll just have to see it yourself. There are also recurring shows featuring Dallas dynamite drag kings, the Dukes of Dallas, the most adorable young bois to never pack a penis. Once a month or so, for instance, you can catch the "Barely Legal" stage show, featuring some of the hottest young thangs to ever titillate.
Entertainment there goes so far beyond the normal karaoke. The venerable Maple Avenue watering hole has always been a spot to find ladies who love ladies, but they've upped the ante. You'll be glad to know the ladies these days are as debauched and exploitative as a night in Bangkok-we've finally claimed our inner perverts! Which brings us to Buddies II. Sorry, fell asleep there for a minute! See, that shit is so 1992. We need foreplay and romance and flowers. Ya know how women are from Venus? And how that means that, unlike men, we need more than visual stimulation when it comes to the bedroom? How we get off less on naughty images than our imaginations, and how we need more than just sex.